1) They aren't doing homework in their rooms.
2) If you can't function without a phone for eighty minutes, you have a problem.
3) A kid who changes his or her name at some point in his or her high school career is in trouble. I'm not talking changing it from Donald to Don, I am talking my name was Kathy and now I want you to call me Egoyan. There's a problem here.
4) A person who can't look you in the eye is a person you want to keep your eye on.
5) A kid with a locked bedroom door, is a kid doing something they shouldn't.
6) You need to knock before you enter.
7) If he or she won't leave the house without a backpack or bag of some sort, there's something illegal in the bag.
8) They skipped. There wasn't a mistake.
9) If they like the teacher that you have heard is terrible and they hate the teacher you have heard is great, they are wrong and you are right.
10) If you chose a school with a uniform but cannot conform to the uniform, there's something wrong with you, not the uniform.
11) If you don't know their friends, you're in trouble.
12) If they like sleepovers a lot, they're not at a sleepover.
13) The parent who is Ok with the kids drinking at their house, is no friend of anyone.
14) That kid who binge drinks all the time? He or she is an alcoholic.
15) They didn't study as hard as they said they did.
16) He wasn't holding it for a friend.
17) That thing in the closet, is a bong.
18) The music he or she is listening to is as misogynistic, sexual, racist, angry as you think.
19) Your parents know, they just don't want to tell you yet.
20) If the kid is too nice, they're too nice.
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